Dog has existential crisis after finally catching his tail

There’s a core spiritual question for dogs who chase their tails: What, exactly, are they after?
Twitter user @omw2innisfree’s friend’s dog, Max, recently experienced something of a spiritual crisis after finally capturing his own tail.
Pay attention to the look on Max’s face after he finally holds onto it.

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What exactly could Max be thinking? It’s like he landed on the emotional jackpot of a dog’s life — complete and total tail entrapment — and now he doesn’t know what to do with his riches.
Does he bite his tail? Squeeze his tail? Nuzzle his tail? What…

Dog has existential crisis after finally catching his tail

Man attempts to bring enormous dog onto subway in tiny ‘bag’

Whether it’s blood, vomit, or urine, New York City commuters are used to seeing a range of bodily fluids on the train. Every once in a while, however, they’ll be treated to something special: a dog in a bag.
Twitter user @WillSCourtney recently witnessed an owner with his enormous dog in what can only be described as a bag-like structure. (It appears to be a big brown sack with holes.) The dog’s owner attempted to board a subway with his dog in the sack, only to be turned away by an MTA conductor.

Saw this guy arguing with an @MTA conductor about bringing…

Man attempts to bring enormous dog onto subway in tiny ‘bag’

Watch women’s basketball coach Muffet McGraw’s viral remarks on gender equality

Muffet McGraw, the head women’s basketball coach at the University of Notre Dame, led her team to a spot in the NCAA championship game on Friday night. Much less importantly, she’s had two viral moments this week: her extremely good celebratory dance moves and a powerful sound bite about gender equality.
The latter came during a press conference on Thursday when a reporter asked McGraw about her decision to no longer hire male coaches. In her response, McGraw addressed inequality in both sports and politics, emphasizing the need for young women to see people like them in leadership roles across the board….

Watch women’s basketball coach Muffet McGraw’s viral remarks on gender equality

I tried the Cadbury Creme Egg mayo and reader, it was seriously bad

Picture a savoury condiment that’s so creamy and delectably tangy that you want to dip all your food in it for the rest of your days. Now picture some smart alec coming along and mixing the sweetest food known to humankind into this sauce for a bit of a laugh. Yep, you’re picturing the worst savoury-sweet combination in the history of food: Heinz Creme Egg Mayo. 
First of all: Why? 
Why would you mess with a sauce that’s so damn delicious it’s deserving of its own UNESCO protection? Mayonnaise, of all things, you do not trifle with.
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I tried the Cadbury Creme Egg mayo and reader, it was seriously bad

Stephen Colbert tears into NASA for its female spacesuit debacle

In case you needed any evidence that we’re still living in a world that’s built for men, you need look no further than this week’s news that an historic all-female spacewalk has been cancelled due to a lack of availability of appropriately sized space suits.  
Astronauts Christina Koch and Anne McClain were supposed to be space-bound, but NASA only had one suit available in the size that both women required.
Stephen Colbert tore into NASA in his “Meanwhile” segment. 
“So, apparently we pick our female astronauts the same way we pick our Rockettes,” Colbert joked. “‘Look toots, you wanna walk in space, you…

Stephen Colbert tears into NASA for its female spacesuit debacle

New Zealand’s biggest online classifieds site bans sale of semi-automatic guns

In the aftermath of the Christchurch terrorist attack, New Zealand is looking to step up on gun control.
It’s led to the country’s biggest online marketplace, Trade Me, stopping the sale of semi-automatic firearms until it receives further instruction from the government.
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“We have listened to public sentiment following Friday’s terrorist attack in Christchurch and decided to remove all semi-automatic firearms sales and parts associated with those weapons today,” Trade Me’s statement reads.
The company said it would aim to remove listings for semi-automatic firearms by the end of…

New Zealand’s biggest online classifieds site bans sale of semi-automatic guns

Trump fans look for safe spaces with an app avoiding ‘MAGAphobic’ restaurants

Donald Trump supporters are turning to a Yelp-like restaurant review app in search of safe spaces.
Dubbing the society-wide repulsion to the president’s signature red hats as “MAGAphobic,” Trump fans are using the app “63red Safe” as a guide to conservative-friendly restaurants. The Daily Beast reports that the app’s users rate businesses based on if the owners “make political social media posts” and if customers are allowed to carry weapons. 
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63red Safe founder Scott Wallace told the Daily Beast that he’s “trying…

Trump fans look for safe spaces with an app avoiding ‘MAGAphobic’ restaurants

Making gourmet Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups is harder than you think

Bon Appetit is back, and this time, Claire Saffitz is going a little nutty over Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. 
Saffitz decides to take on the beloved candy, figuring out not only how to make it from scratch, but to make it gourmet. 
The OG Reese’s, as she describes it, is almost “an assault of sugar.” But the pastry chef is deflated when she realizes that to achieve maximum gourmet, it’s suggested by multiple people that she temper the chocolate and make her own peanut butter from scratch.
For the base of the peanut butter filling, she draws inspiration from a Halvah recipe (a Middle-Eastern…

Making gourmet Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups is harder than you think

Selma Blair proudly walks with a cane at Oscar party following MS diagnosis

A cane is no hindrance to a fabulous red carpet look, and actress Selma Blair is here to make that clear. 
The Cruel Intentions star made her first red carpet appearance since sharing her multiple sclerosis diagnosis in October 2018, when she attended the 2019 Vanity Fair Oscars party.
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Blair rocked the red carpet in a gorgeous flowing dress and a custom-made cane.
The NHS describes multiple sclerosis as “a condition that can affect the brain and/or spinal cord, causing a wide range of potential symptoms, including problems with vision, arm or leg movement,…

Selma Blair proudly walks with a cane at Oscar party following MS diagnosis

Femme birds, butch owls, and lesbian frogs: Meet the queer animals of Instagram

In 2008, a gay penguin couple went viral for the best of reasons: They stole an egg from a straight couple in order to become parents, then replaced the missing egg with a rock. Genius. 
It’s rare to see queerness represented in the animal world — if you can even call it queerness, given that these are, in fact, animals who don’t have human sexualities. Still, that hasn’t stopped the LGBTQ community from anthropomorphizing them wherever they can.
To anthropomorphize is to be human. Who doesn’t want to see a lesbian earth mother frog dispensing self-care advice? Or a high femme owl warding…

Femme birds, butch owls, and lesbian frogs: Meet the queer animals of Instagram