Pervs kept stealing the ‘mile 69’ highway marker, so it was replaced with this

2019 has barely started, and we’ve already suffered a great loss: A “69” mile marker is gone forever, and will not be replaced.
The Washington Department of Transportation is sick and tired of people stealing the marker (notably known as the ~sex number~) so it’s replacing the highway sign with one that says “68.9.” 
SEE ALSO: Bumble now lets you filter people by their zodiac signs. Filter me out.
“Thieves show no signs of slowing down,” a local CBS station reported. Watch the mildly painful banter between the two anchors as they debate the accuracy of the sign without cracking up over its reference…

Pervs kept stealing the ‘mile 69’ highway marker, so it was replaced with this

69-Year-Old Troll Loses Case to Make Himself 20 Years Younger

Emile Ratelband, a 69-year-old man who has insisted he should be allowed to legally change his age to make himself 20-years younger, finally had his day in court. As of Monday, December 3, 2018, he is still legally 69 years old, and time will continue to have its way with him, just as it does for all of us.Read more……

69-Year-Old Troll Loses Case to Make Himself 20 Years Younger